
Half way through the show...and this is no lie...I got hit on. I attribute it to my new updated Lance Bass haircut.
She pulled the old, "I think I know you, you look very familiar." For fun, I played along as gave her my smoothest response. "Nope, don't think so."
"Where do you live," she querried.
I shot back with the moxie of 007, "Clearwater. Maybe you've seen me at the Super Target, I go there a lot."
Her response, "Nope, I don't go there. Where do you go to school?" Cue tires-screaching sound effects and my sarcastic chuckle.
"I don't go to school. I have healthcare and a car payment."
But is is good to know that I have now been approached by 100% more women as a 24 year old than all three years of high school.
2 comments:
tell that bitch i'll scratch her eyes out. love you!
shout out to Strawberry Hill! Big ups to screw top alcohol...
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