In case you were wondering...

The Pit has been closed for a while as we searched for one of America's 80's icons.
With the help of Nino, I found Simon Rex and I wasn't even looking.



a) how bad is this song?
b) how trashed does the Rex-onator look?
c) it appears even though he is in a seedy NY basement with a guy named Mickey Avalon, Tom Green and some weird DJ, he can still bamboozle good looking women "I'm Simon Rex, come hang with me."