Verizon blowhards

I've been on hold for about 45 minutes with Verizon trying to cancel my phone service. They suck...I suck more for waiting.

Sidenote: Management gave us a half day off today and allowed an open bar during lunch.

memo to management - bad idea to let PR drink for 2 hours on your dime while we should be working, you should know better.

That Mannequin is hott!

Brandon's first prediction of 2006...

Jack's Mannequin will be the hit album of the summer. Sure it's no Thong Song, but it has staying power.

I don't take the soapbox for a lot of bands, but for this one I will. Download it to your iPod, now .

Under Construction

The Pit will be relocating shortly which is partially responsible for its absence from casa de blogosphere. The Fi and I will be living in sin for only 6 more months, but now in a new location.

Yes, it has a white picket fence which makes me want to throw up it's so white collar American but the football dog will love it. Plus, Mama Jew thinks the trellis out front counts as a hoopah which scores us lots of points and might count as a grandkid for a few years. Also, it comes with a 6-person Jacuzzi, or as Joey Fatone calls it, the Real World Hot Tub. Cameras will be installed shortly and we've rented Trishelle to stop by on a weekly basis to make out with whomever happens to be soaking in their skivvies.

And it's not in the ghetto, has never had a dead person in it and doesn't need to be de-bugged, which is nice. It's a very comfortable feeling to be able to walk out your door and not fear to be shivved.

For those who have never purchased anything of this magnitude, buying a house is like taking everything you have earned in your life and giving it to a stranger in hopes that the building does not fall down.

The Pit's nomination...

Noah for Prez, Billy as his VP

and this guy as the Secretary State.

Go Gators.