Ambiguously gay intern just keeps entertaining. If anyone has access to a reality show producer, I have a great candidate for a show...
Andrew, name your top three celebrities---
1) Eddie Vedder
2) Billy Joe Armstrong...from Green Day
3) Ben Stiller (10 minutes later he changed to Anderson Cooper because "there's not much that guy douesn't know")
He also revealed that if Eddie Vedder asked him to make out with him, he would. He would not touch Eddie Vedder's dong unless Eddie wrote a song called Andrew, the dopest guy I know and talked about how cool Andrew is on stage for no less than 1 minute.
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
My Neighborhood Friend...
I've found a new amigo to hang with. He's warm, welcoming, and never judges. He doesn't mind if I drop in
uninvited and it doesn't matter if I never call to thank him. His name is Lowe's.
I'm not sure who this Lowe fellow is, but he's built himself a real nice facility. Easily marked aisles and
affordable merchandise. The hotdog stand out front is a nice accomodation as well. TV's would really tie the whole store together...I've written him a letter.
My first trip was frightening, I felt as though everyone was always looking and judging. 10 trips later, I walk in like I own the place...though it's mostly because I enter through the Garden entrance because those big auto doors at the front are intimidating.
I began my Sunday with a trip to my friendly hardware store (mostly because I had myself a nice little
Saturday and didn't have time). My Holy Grail--a 2-in-1 Black and Decker battery powered Trimmer/Edger. I wondered aimlessly and pretended to be on a mission. No one bothered me...thus the secret to great customer service in my mind.
30 minutes of wandering later...Eureka, an entire aisle of shit I know nothing about. I dove past the blades, spelled Trimmer in Arabic and answered a set of safety/trivia questions...then I had to ask for help to load the box in a cart, not because it was heavy, because I couldn't reach it.
Homeward bound, I proceeded to chop up everything that was green in my 1/4 acre yard. This evening The Fi discovered the power felt when yielding Bugsy as she chopped up everything in the back yard that has caused her consternation. I can't wait for my grass to grow.
uninvited and it doesn't matter if I never call to thank him. His name is Lowe's.
I'm not sure who this Lowe fellow is, but he's built himself a real nice facility. Easily marked aisles and
affordable merchandise. The hotdog stand out front is a nice accomodation as well. TV's would really tie the whole store together...I've written him a letter.My first trip was frightening, I felt as though everyone was always looking and judging. 10 trips later, I walk in like I own the place...though it's mostly because I enter through the Garden entrance because those big auto doors at the front are intimidating.
I began my Sunday with a trip to my friendly hardware store (mostly because I had myself a nice little
Saturday and didn't have time). My Holy Grail--a 2-in-1 Black and Decker battery powered Trimmer/Edger. I wondered aimlessly and pretended to be on a mission. No one bothered me...thus the secret to great customer service in my mind.30 minutes of wandering later...Eureka, an entire aisle of shit I know nothing about. I dove past the blades, spelled Trimmer in Arabic and answered a set of safety/trivia questions...then I had to ask for help to load the box in a cart, not because it was heavy, because I couldn't reach it.
Homeward bound, I proceeded to chop up everything that was green in my 1/4 acre yard. This evening The Fi discovered the power felt when yielding Bugsy as she chopped up everything in the back yard that has caused her consternation. I can't wait for my grass to grow.
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