A sphincter says what?

Ambiguously gay intern last night says: "Boy, A-Rod sure does have a nice complexion. He must use South African oils to keep his skin so pure."

Me: "What?"

AGI: "I'm serious. He has nice skin."

The gauntlet is down...

Joey Fatone's days are numbered. He will soon leave Gainesville and enter the real world of male modeling. With him goes my last chance to get free student section seating at Gator football. I am sad and pissed. I have challenged Joey - $20 for each illigitimate child he produces in his final days of irresponsibility that can be linked, by DNA, back to him. Should he become Wilt Chamberlain overnight, he could pay off his school loans.

On a totally seperate note, Bright House visited Casa de Dangle and gave The Fi and I the gift of life, or as we call it cable.

The Gauntlet is down...

Joey Fatone's days are numbered. He will soon leave Gainesville and enter the real world of male modeling. With him goes my last chance to get free student section seating at Gator football. I am sad and pissed. I have challenged Joey - $20 for each illigitimate child he produces in his final days of irresponsibility that can be linked, by DNA, back to him. Should he become Wilt Chamberlain overnight, he could pay off his school loans.

On a totally seperate note, Bright House visited Casa de Dangle and gave The Fi and I the gift of life, or as we call it cable.

The Gauntlet is down...

Joey Fatone's days are numbered. He will soon leave Gainesville and enter the real world of male modeling. With him goes my last chance to get free student section seating at Gator football. I am sad and pissed. I have challenged Joey - $20 for each illigitimate child he produces in his final days of irresponsibility that can be linked, by DNA, back to him. Should he become Wilt Chamberlain overnight, he could pay off his school loans.

On a totally seperate note, Bright House visited Casa de Dangle and gave The Fi and I the gift of life, or as we call it cable.