Consider this a public service announcement.
Remember the old days when there were 1-900 numbers and hookers and tiny motels that you could rent by the hour? Then remember chatrooms and the advent of internet porn and webcams? Those days are gone my friend and the revolution has begun. You can now pleasure yourself while "texting" with "hot, girls who need a friend."
For me, this brings up a myriad of questions, the most obvious - how? I'm thinking if your a phone sex operator at least you have a raspy voice and can appear hot, how am I to know that the 'texter' on the other side is not some 45-year-old guy who knows how to type clit. And furthermore, I happen to be a two-hand texter. How many of us out there can text with one hand while giving a little how's your father with the other?
New Phone-Text Codes:
-WAW (What are you wearing?)
-NTGAT (I need to get a tissue)
-MMJWI (My mom just walked in)
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Brandon Walsh looks out for the people because the people are who Brandon Walsh cares about.
Saw the commercial again this morning and wrote the number down. 6-69-69. Those dirty texters are so witty.
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