Tuesday, November 01, 2005

These are the days of our lives...

I have come to the conclusion that Chistrap Dickface, aka Johnny Douchebag, thinks he is Superman, or even the Ladies man if I could be so bold. How low must your IQ be to want to make out with the buxom, yet overly annoying, Jessica whilst LC stands watching? Furthermore, apparently the producers at MTV are doing a marvelous job of hiding cameras since the kids of the Real OC think they can lie about EVERYTHING that we at home, 1500 miles away, have just watched.
I could go on for hours about the downside to choosing Jessica over LC or I can direct your attention to the most revealing moment of LB last night...Ced's coming out party. For those who thought the man-hug last week wasn't enough evidence, I give you the Big C modeling a pair of Hot Pink undies at the Fashion Show (sidenote: Fight the Slide...come on kids, it's not a 12-round bout with nature, you're raising money for people who probably don't even need it. Perhaps if Trey were to cock his hat to the left, he would have thought of a better name.)

3 comments:

Harpy said...

I think Cedric is maybe one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

Brandon said...

for a gay man...or just overall? Not that there's anything wrong with it. We at the Pit are totally cool with that lifestyle. I just think he owes it to himself to fess up.

Harpy said...

He is ugly for any kind of man. He looks like a lame horse.