Ladies and gentlemen, please rise and join me in welcoming Steve Sanders to the Sunshine State as he rejoins his adolescent roots. (pause for clapping).
On a personal note...I think Halloween is dumb. No explanation as to why. It probably has something to do with dressing up and looking like a dumbass. Either way, I don't get it. But in the spirit of the holiday I will rank Brandon's Top 5 Halloween candies:
5) Candy Corns (keepin old school)
4) Bite-size Three Musketeers (only bite-size, the regular bars are too much.)
3) Whoppers (because they always taste stale, and stale things are underrated)
2) Kit-Kat (you can never go wrong here)
1) Bit-O-Honey (I would drink a bottle of honey were it socially acceptable)
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