Brandon could have huge news in the near future that could ultimately affect the cosmos and life as you know it (similar to Bill and Ted's timemachine project). I can't discuss it now so as not to jinx myself or jizz on my keyboard at work.
On a similar note: I have decided that getting free stuff is the best feeling ever. Sure sex is fun and satisfying, but landing free shit is the ultimate. Some might say skydiving provides the best rush. How about shopping and then opening your bag to find the cashier forgot to charge you for the $80 jeans? Or getting a promo package at work with a free video game inside (which happened today)? Maybe it's the jew in me, but I can't think of anything better.
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