Not only is she beautiful, she is also enlightening and rather witty...
In the words of the immortal Dude - "New shit has come to light." Thanks to The Fi's love of entertainment television, it was revealed this evening on Extra (starring the immortal Mark Magrath) that a one Talon, formerly of Laguna fame is engaged to a Miss Kimberly Stewart, daughter to non other than Rod "The Bod" Stewart. I guess he felt bad because of the car accident he was in with Kim, Stavros and Paris, bad enough...to buy a 5-carat diamond ring. I however speculate that the ring came from the Greek Shipping God who was repaying the GED'ed surfer for his favor to the family ("I'm the only one sober"). Which lucky Laguna hunk will he choose to be his best man? For Stephen, press 1; JWol, press 2; Trey, press 3; Deiter, 4; Cedric, 5. It is now quite apparent that Harpy's Top 10 list should be rounded off with: #10-Skip college, hang with porn star, marry Rock-N-Roll royalty.
Apparently, she thinks he's sexy and she wants his body.
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1131527,00.html
4 comments:
6 DEGREES FROM THE PIT...
1)Talan is engaged to Kim Stewart.
2)Kim is daughter of Rod Stewart.
3)Rod Stewart married Alana Stewart.
4)Alana, who later married George Hamilton.
5)George Hamilton's has a son Ashley Hamilton.
6)Ashley Hamilton married none other than Brenda, er, Shannon Doherty.
If memory serves, Ashley and Shannon headed for divorce court in record time. Let's hope the Laguna lovers last a little longer...or NOT!
the beauty of having "porn" in your title... is that you have very good odds of people happening upon your blog while searching for naked chics.
Brando- the Fi is right. Please visit Pink is the New Blog for disturbing play by play photos of them in public. It sickens me that 1. Kim Stewart is in a relationship or out in public at all and 2. That Talan always looks like he is squeezing out a turd. The whole thing is sick. Great reporting.
Thanks to Allota (AKA-Captain Obvious)...I guess we know how he spends his free time. Thanks for the head's up Mustang, I'll contact my papparazzi peeps and alert them.
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