It's not often that I find myself facing a paradox. I awoke today feeling the same torn feelings though. Why would the world be nice enough to let "Chinstrap Dickface" (again, The Fi's apt discription of JWol) be seen in public with LC? There are so many levels of sadness, happiness and utter frustration I feel at once. Johnny on the Spot called it right on, Stephen and Dieter have fallen so hard, so fast (plus packed on 25 pounds or so) that it is somewhat pathetic. Steve is also correct, what kind of game do you supossedly possess, that you would volunteer for grill duties...everyone takes advantage of grill guy and he has no way to get in the action until the action is drunk and passed him by. I want them to suffer, I want Stephen to regret every minute he sees LC nuzzle Chinstrap. But Chin/Dick doesn't deserve her. A pointed out very keenly that he possesses a third weapon now that is entire undefensible..."you're so cute." She knows she's cute and she eats it up with a spoon. He is Charlie Daniels playing LC like the devil's fiddle. Perhaps the grossest violation though was the chariot he swooped her up in. No seatbelts, no door, and he didn't offer to help her in until she made him. No one looks cool in a hotrod. Get a Stringray or a Mustang, that draws punani. Not your dad's gay hotrod. I have no closing to this matter other than Stephen and C/D must fight to the death and the winner gets to fuck Kristin thus leaving LC pure and unviolated, much like Glenn Close in the Natural (ps - did you notice LC wore a white bathing suit...very symbolic). The Real OC haunts me and makes me want to punch my tv.
on a side note...LC might have the most sweet-ass pool/jacuzzi set up ever. Great for parties or hooking up.
Does anyone else think Double S has a thing for Brian Austin Green?
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I thought about the hot tub surveillance as well, but doesn't The OC have this pegged pretty well..."let your daughter fuck around with a total jack off." Maybe that's how they roll over there, with jaded eyesight.
and Steve, as you know, BAGs was never "out" he was always in. Only you and I could ever take him out (Dylan is too bravado to even be considered in this argument), Scott never had a chance, but he shan't hate the player...
firstly, what the hell is vag? sounds like a dog or some sort of playdoh toy. Around here we use grown up terms like Poontang or Punani. Please, this is a grown up area.
Ced's not getting any because he hangs with Talan who is sheepish and timid and will finish last when he chases girls who give their flowers away like a BOGO sale at Publix. And he goes by Ced...strike 2!
First of all, let me marvel that three grown men are as obsessed with the Real O.C. as I am. Allow me to clarify a few things.
First of all, Cedric isn't getting CHINA for one reason and one reason only. He's a woman. Who told Alex that Casey was spreading rumors? Who is the one consoling Jessica during the trip to Cabo? Ced is a pal, a buddy, the guy that lets you know that so-and-so said such-and-such about you and I'm such a nice guy I just thought you should know. Stop acting like a woman Ced and you actually might get one. Plus, he's kind of butt-ugly.
I can't explain why a girl like LC would want to mess with an ass like Chinstrap. He's what we like to call a surface guy - no substance, just all smoke and mirrors. He's so clearly a player I question LC's self-esteem and general well-being for even going there. I'm not saying she has to be up Stephen's ass - no one likes a girl that can't take a hint - but give me a break, Jason isn't cute, he isn't nice and like Brandon so pointed out he picked her up in a hot-rod. Lame. I hope he gets VD.
Which brings me to my final point, why isn't Talan getting more ass? He's making shrimp cocktails, hiding out with balloons and flowers in girls' garages and still he comes up short. If I lived in the O.C. I'd fuck Talan and tell Chinstrap to lick Ced's ass.
P.S. I hope Kristin wrecks her new car.
Talan has no visible lips, that's why. He is about one step up from butt ugly Cedric. (who also be gay- i saw him modeling pink underwear) And he is emotional. He tries for Kristin, clearly out of his league, and then cries when she doesn't like him like him like that. Duh. You asked her to prom in a garage. And I'm pretty sure I heard JWol tell LC he loved her in third person. Is this weird to anyone else? I know Bdog is a fan of the third person, but in a romantic setting? Please. "I love Lauren." Huh? That's like saying "I heart Casey's hair extensions." Give me a break.
A -Garage proposals are way better than gorilla costumes...would you not concur? I think cute may go a long way if he lived in Omaha but in the cutthroat world of the OC, you have to hang 'em and bang 'em to get by. I think the real topic here is how unbelievably hot his mom is.
Johns,
I just caught this on reruns. I am blown away. This can't last. LC is clearly just slumming it until she gets to college. Let's face it, freshmen girls never stay with boyfriends from high school. There is one exception to that rule (Brandon knows what I am referencing since he and I both lost some cake on that deal). This can't last.
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