Tonight is the holiest of holy days. Not because Freddie premiers but because Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement. From sundown tonight until sundown tomorrow, a good Jew stays home, fasts and goes to synagogue. As a part-time Wanderer I will be doing none of these. As the son of a horrible union between a Catholic dad and a Jewish mother I was able to grow up taking advantage of both religious holidays. Passover-NO SCHOOL...Easter-NO SCHOOL...Ash Wednesday-NO SCHOOL...Yom Kippur-NO SCHOOL.
Today I am more mature and feel that the world is onto my game. I have grown a heart and care about swindling the good people in my life. Plus, I really like food and ain't giving that up for nothing. The Jews did it right though, the Christians have give up something for 40 days, we take care of business in 24 hours...suck on that Jesus.
Sincerely, Brandon (I retain my Jewish heritage solely for the gifts).
1 comment:
you're out of your element Donnie.
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