Niether have the local police.
Cop: License and registration please...Oh hey what's up, Doc?
DG: Not much man, just coming from my homeboy's house that is in no way a crack house and does NOT have any alcohol in the fridge.
Cop: Cool man, listen you kind of hit that mailbox back there and your eyes are as red as a cardinal...could you step out of the car for me?
DG: No problem man...how about an autograph first? I can't use my pen since I hollowed it out for a crack-pi...i mean it ran out of ink. Do you have one?
Cop: Hang on I have one in my cruiser.
DG: cool man
...and scene. this is the point when the former AL Cy Young Award winner decided he didn't have a famous face and could elude a squad of policemen that have arrested him 5 times.
If he shows up at my door though, I would let him crash on the couch.
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I'd be pissed if hocked my couch bro. But that could be a killer story. I don't think Mrs. Walsh would be too pumped to abet a con and there's always the fact that we don;t have any Doritos in the house.
UPDATE: The Doc was caught. He used his phonecall on Strawberry but the connection was a bit 'crack'ly.
This shirt makes my eyes cross. Maybe I could use it for a curtain or slip cover pattern.
I guess the Doc was trying to blend in with the candy cane section at the Dollar General.
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