After watching the VMA's last night, I have come to a conclusion. Well, two conclusions.
A) I am about 2 years away from being too old to watch MTV programming. I find myself blushing with embarrasment for the human race when Bow Wow (I missed the part when he dropped L'il) is trying to act tough and compare "Ice" with Paris Hilton. The coordinator of that little skit should be shot.
B) I feel very strongly that Notorious B.I.G. is in fact still alive. He has come out with more new crap in the last 10 years since he's been dead thanthe years preceeding his departure. Now I know what you're saying, "But Brandon, I saw him get popped with a cap." Maybe so, but remember Joe Dirt - you gotta keep on keepin' on. And that's what Biggy did...ready for this...as Missy Elliot. I'm not even joking...look at the proof:
A) I am about 2 years away from being too old to watch MTV programming. I find myself blushing with embarrasment for the human race when Bow Wow (I missed the part when he dropped L'il) is trying to act tough and compare "Ice" with Paris Hilton. The coordinator of that little skit should be shot.
B) I feel very strongly that Notorious B.I.G. is in fact still alive. He has come out with more new crap in the last 10 years since he's been dead thanthe years preceeding his departure. Now I know what you're saying, "But Brandon, I saw him get popped with a cap." Maybe so, but remember Joe Dirt - you gotta keep on keepin' on. And that's what Biggy did...ready for this...as Missy Elliot. I'm not even joking...look at the proof:
Put a wig on that kid and drop 50 pounds (which she did) and you're a reborn rapper. It makes perfect sense people. Diddy (p-poppa-pop-a-diddy-pop) is behind the whole thing.
"How can I mess with the world while recouping millions of dollars? Got it, fake kill my best friend and make him come back as a woman and sell a shitload of records only to reveal my master plan years later and make a zillion more dollars! Where's Farnsworth Bentley at?"
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Jim and Cindy send their best. I get a postcard every now and then.
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