Best Bulk Email of the Day

A new re-occuring feature at the Pit where I share with everyone the best piece of junk email I have received today...our first contestant is:

From: Lynn Fitzpatrick ---- Are You Pimped With a Rolex Watch?
Why no Lynn, I am not. But I am sure your informative email will tell me how to receive one for free should I choose to purchase $2,000 of your cleaning solvent which is probably vinegar and water. I appreciate the "exclusive" offer. You are much to kind and know exactly what I need.