Dear MTV

Every morning I wake up and turn on Sportscenter. When i have sufficiently consumed my daily allotment of sports I turn to you. I need you to entertain me and prepare me for my day. I enjoy the Yin Yang Twins as much as the next guy, but 20 straight minutes of guys with platinum teeth and their ho's is no way to arise from a slumber. On top of that, a double dose of Gwen Stefani makes me want to rip my front teeth out. But I am here stuck watching you because i am half asleep and cannot find the goddamn remote. Do us alll a favor and play more Foghat. Where's O-Town?