The greatest turnaround...EVER

Six weeks ago no one knew who Tony Romo was. He was warming the Cowboys bench as Bledsoe's bitch fetching water and towels and pretending to be a part of a NFL team.

Fast forward to now. Romo is king of the world. He's the starting QB for the Cowboys, has single-handedly turned around "America's Team", saved Bill Parcells' job, saved T.O. from throwing another fit and getting into a sumo match with Parcells, and now we find out that the new golden boy has stolen headlines with his rumored romance with Jessica Simpson. A month and a half ago he was eating Ramen noodles with his dog in a studio apartment, this week, he's dining at the hottest steakhouse in Texas with Daisy Duke on his arm and taking her back to his penthouse.

UNBELIEVABLE.

Not since Buddy from Who's the Boss have we seen someone's stock rise so high, so quickly...and we all see what happened to that whackjob.

Romo needs to quit now. Leave while you're on top. It only goes downhill from here. Eventually your team will start sucking, eventually you'll lose your job and eventually her dad will meddle in your relationship and she will leave you. Until then, be seen everywhere with her. Leak a sex tape. Write a song she can sing about how much Nick Lachey sucks and you're cooler.