Just returned from the Men's restroom...upon the porcelain urinal sill sat 6 pubic hairs. I know there were 6 because I counted them. Though I am not a forensic scientist, I could deduce they were from one person since they had a similar color and curl.
Now, I am a man. I understand that in the urination process you may lose a soldier or two during extraction and whizzing...but I ask, who is whipping it out and peeing with such ferocity that they drop 6 hairs? Also, it is worth noting that if you lost 6 hairs and this is a daily habit, you are going to give yourself a home-made brazilian wax in about 3 weeks at the pace you're going.
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