-The Wife was hott
-My ring is so heavy my wrist hurts
-Clay did not want to give a speech
-The Wife's boss busted ass on the floor
-Mammoth Muffin can do a mid-air split...and not tear his dong muscle
-Joey Fatone will now be known as "The Tornado"
-I can imbibe about seven (double) 7&7's and still function
-The Gator's did not win...but we had fun listening in the 2'x2' bathroom
-When she says "Let's go just look at puppies", she means, " I think we will find a cute one to bring home"
-There is no better feeling than drinking a margarita beachside and not knowing what day or hour it is
-The new digital camera can capture 23 minutes of video
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