More proofing today at the office which means an excuse for good background noise...what better than a scary movie marathon on AMC during the midday hours?
The lineup: Child's Play, Friday the 13th and The Exorcist. All movies Brandon has never seen because he pees his pants very easily. It's great with the daytime TV though because it's-
"hey, let's make out...feel my boobs"...cut..."wow, that was really hot"...cut..."ahhhhhh"...cut...flash knife...cut...body on the ground. No blood, no guts, no dangling intestines.
I learned 3 very important things today though:
1) Don't buy your kid a toy off a homeless guy in the alley behind the mall.
2) Never underestimate your child's ability, at the age of 7, to know the Subway system, how to hail a cab or how to navigate the city and the projects.
3) Never have sex at summer camp because you're going to get killed during or shortly after postcoital snuggling.
also important to note that getting hit in the face with a machete will kill you and probably really hurts if it doesn't cut all the way through. But if you get hit with a machete in the face on AMC you won't bleed, and that is neat.
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