May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits tonight...

I am hereby boycotting CBS. I don't need you or your Crime Scene Insolants.

In the words of the wise Walter Sobcek: "I told that fuck down at the league office-- who's in charge of scheduling?"

They up and cancelled 'Love Monkey' today, the only show I enjoy watching on tv these days (other than Scrubs, The Office and Project Runway), not to mention, I'm in the damn show.

It was an insurmountable montage of the guy formerly known as Ed, a former teen heart throb, the once sex-kitten in Mind of a Married Man and Kitty from Arrested Development (woohoo Spring Break!). How is it possible a show once touted as a male Sex and the City can't stay on the air but fuckin Kristin Cavalleri can?







That show really brought the room together...