-Why is snowboarding an olympic sport? And why would you let people call you "The Flying Tomato?"
-I received a letter in the mail today from a "Mr. M. Burns." No lie. It was eeeeexcellent.
-I had a newspaper reporter ask me for a pen today because "he forgot his." A reporter. There are only two things you need to be a reporter...paper and a pen. You wake up, you grab two things and you're set. Paper-check, Pen-check...and you're set for the day. Imbecile.
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