Friday, February 03, 2006

It's questionnable...

New intern started today. I'll be blunt, I can't figure out if he's gay or not.

Exhibit 1-He wears a long sleeved button-down shirt with the top THREE buttons undone and a form-fitting, ribbed black tank-top underneath.
Exhibit 2-He was doing a project that required gluing something onto a piece of paper and asked if we had another glue stick because his had run out. I hand it to him and he says, "Oh good, a big one. I like big glue sticks." I couldn't figure out if he was kidding or not.
Exhibit 3-He drinks Pepsi...all the time. I haven't seen him without a can in his hand yet.
Exhibit 4-He told me within the first 2 hours he was in the office that he had downloaded a porn movie to his iPod and the quality was awesome. But he whispered porn. He also says 'F' instead fuck, yet he says the word shit.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

6 comments:

NINO from tha TROP said...

WHAT HAPPEN TO PICKING HOT INTERN WOMAN? I guess you don't know what you got til its gone.

I better watch my ASS & hole around the office.

SIDE NOTE: For all you slow people out there when I say ASS im talking about my donkey.

Brandon said...

I don't care if he's gay. I just don't want to get fired for making an insensitive remark because he seems to be the sensitive type that would run to HR.
This was a Carmen call Nino, it was out of mine and Cos' control. We'll try to find another attractive young lass in college so that you can can be tricked into doing her senior project for her too.

Harpy said...

This sounds like it could be a borderline guido. I don't know if I'm spelling that slang right, but if it's one thing I know, it's that guidos love whispering and tank tops.

NINO from tha TROP said...
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Brandon said...

Those guys look like trolls, rub there belly for good luck on the SAT...It should be noted Stevo that he resides in Land O' Lakes.

Brandon said...

Furthermore...why are you so up to date on Hotti's site??