Screw NSA leaks, Geraldo needs to uncover who has allowed the non-chosen one's an inside peak into our world. This is my wish to Hannukah Harry.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
I'm calling the ACLU...
Fuckin VH1. You think you are funny, you think you are witty with your one hour special, Jewtastic, looking into the essentials of the Jewish religion? You are not. We like flying under the radar of Christianity; kveching is a defense mechanism. Our vocabulary is not meant to be defined outside our world. If it were up to me, your c-list celeb panel would be blackballed from every seder this side of the Mississippi. Part of the mystique of being a cardholding Hebrew is the shock on someone's face after you tell them you're Jewish after they just made some anti-semetic, anti-racial joke. No, I am not a religious zealot, but I do take pride in the fact that my religion is confusing and silly to not only me, but everyone else. Plus, who wants to be associated with this guy in a public forum? 
Screw NSA leaks, Geraldo needs to uncover who has allowed the non-chosen one's an inside peak into our world. This is my wish to Hannukah Harry.
Screw NSA leaks, Geraldo needs to uncover who has allowed the non-chosen one's an inside peak into our world. This is my wish to Hannukah Harry.
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'Diamond Dave' may look a little rough these days, but back in the Van Halen (not Van Hagar) days, Diamond Dave was a spandex-wearing God.
Personally I'm looking forward to being a Jew by marriage. So far I've learned 2 things about Jews:
1) They do indeed have jewelry or should I say JEW-ry. Thanks mama-Jew for my wedding band.
2) They do squirrel away money. For example, I don't know many Christians that have 9 bank accounts across 3 banks, 5 credit cards and envelopes of cash under the bed that they "forgot" about.
Oh, and the matzo ball soup ain't bad either.
I love Jews, too! One of the best things about them are their weddings, so Gapgirl, you are in for a treat. Don't let the Jewsecularization get you down. The media just figures people are getting tired of Christians, so they're moving on to other faiths. Next week it will be Mormons. You watch.
we're stepping on the glass, but no chuppah. i have to draw the line somewhere.
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