Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Take me down to Paradise City...

I dozed off during Laguna Beach last night, not because of boredom but because of being tired as crap. From what I saw, Jason still licks balls and Jessica still wants to lick his, and actually might have though she vehemenently denied it...and she's a little meaner (perhaps conniving) than we first thought.
The stage is set for next week though. Cabo...Alex H...Jessica..."The Shake Up from the Break-Up." That's what I'd call it if I worked for WWF and was in charge of the Pay-Per-View matches...But alas, sweet Laguna, you whet my pallet and leave me thirsting for more of your succulant drama...At least Kristin's still a slut.

sidenote: Jessica has huge knockers for such a petite frame.
double side note: I was dozing but I'm fairly certain that the Sweet 16 that followed had something to do with a fake rich girl and midget friends. How come I never had amigos like that?

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