Friday, August 25, 2006

Do you feel a draft? The Final Chapter

more from my day:

1:45-To Publix!
2:00-I've got some anti-mold spray, a box of cereal, vitamin water and trash bags...you'll see where I'm going with this...
2:02-Realize I'm hungry and scour the store for lunch.
2:03-I find myself deciding on which Hot Pocket to devour. Steak and Cheese or Cheeseburger. I went with the latter.
2:15-Arrive home and begin to turn my home into a vagrant's paradise.
2:45-6 nails and 6 black garbage bags later we have ourselves a wonderful little shanty/abode/homeless shelter.
3:00-Pause to watch COPS...they're in Atlanta, it's one of the best.
3:05-Note to self...in August in Florida with no AC, the house will get no hotter than 86 degrees.
3:15-Decide that if contractor comes back with an outrageous offer myself and Pops will tackle the ceiling tomorrow. Translation=my father and I will fuck up our housing design and decor for the sake of frugalness thereby setting ourselves up to get about 10 cents back when we sell the place.

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