Monday, May 01, 2006

The gauntlet is down...

Joey Fatone's days are numbered. He will soon leave Gainesville and enter the real world of male modeling. With him goes my last chance to get free student section seating at Gator football. I am sad and pissed. I have challenged Joey - $20 for each illigitimate child he produces in his final days of irresponsibility that can be linked, by DNA, back to him. Should he become Wilt Chamberlain overnight, he could pay off his school loans.

On a totally seperate note, Bright House visited Casa de Dangle and gave The Fi and I the gift of life, or as we call it cable.

1 comment:

Since 1969 said...

why did you post this shit 3 times? For Joey's 3 illigitmate children? At least he's got good genes...