The Pit will be relocating shortly which is partially responsible for its absence from casa de blogosphere. The Fi and I will be living in sin for only 6 more months, but now in a new location.Yes, it has a white picket fence which makes me want to throw up it's so white collar American but the football dog will love it. Plus, Mama Jew thinks the trellis out front counts as a hoopah which scores us lots of points and might count as a grandkid for a few years. Also, it comes with a 6-person Jacuzzi, or as Joey Fatone calls it, the Real World Hot Tub. Cameras will be installed shortly and we've rented Trishelle to stop by on a weekly basis to make out with whomever happens to be soaking in their skivvies.
And it's not in the ghetto, has never had a dead person in it and doesn't need to be de-bugged, which is nice. It's a very comfortable feeling to be able to walk out your door and not fear to be shivved.
For those who have never purchased anything of this magnitude, buying a house is like taking everything you have earned in your life and giving it to a stranger in hopes that the building does not fall down.
3 comments:
This is beautiful! Congrats to you and Fi. It doesn't look like there's much yard to mow, either. Is this in Hyde Park?
more yard is in the back. the yard is teeny and even i could mow it...though i won't.
It's in the 'Burg and it's not beautiful. It's 'sweet' or 'flippin sweet', men don't live in beautiful home. We set fire to them.
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