The Pit has reopened briefly for this PSA...
I am not Irish. I enjoy beer as much as anyone, especially Sam Adams Summer Ale. I don't like to drink green things. I don't like to pee next to someone with a shamrock bead do-hickey around their neck who feels the need to pinch me because I have no green on. I don't own a green anything including shirts, shorts, socks, underwear, condom, etc. I don't want to pay $5 just to walk into a restaurant that I can normally enter for free. I don't know how to pronounce Schliante (even though you have it written in front of me). Leprachauns are in fact gay. Fuck off St. Patty.
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I heard a rumor that you were pursuing your journalistic interest in DC.
I'm back in the capital on a short term assignment and frankly, I'm bored.
Are pleated khakis a uniform? Is it a law to either be wearing a suit and cuff links or a backwards baseball cap?
Don't they have anything around here like the Peach Pit?
-Valerie
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